Lets Jump Right Into It!!
- Hearing Skinny People Saying They Fat
- Men With Wraps (ponytail it up, braid it or CUT it)
- The Nosey Lady At The Door At SAMS & Wal-Mart… (If You See I Got A Receipt Don't Start Digging In My Bags)
- All this Baltimore Fashionistas
- ListeningTo Lil Wayne Sing
- Tattoo Parties
- Baby Sitting, When The Parent Don't Come To Get Their Child When You Ready To Go Party
- Paying Taxes (Why Am I Paying For Your Dumb Child To Go To School) *I Only Called Your Child Dumb Cause You Dumb And That's Why You Can Help Them With Their Homework…
- People Using The Wrong Form Of "Then & Than" "Your& You're" "Their, They're & There" Shouldn't Have Slept In English Class
- My Thighs (OMG, I Feel Like The Fat Man on The Lap Band Commercial)
- The Fact That Michelle nor Barack Called Me & Invited Me To The Birthday Party
- Dumb Liars (If You Going To Do It, At Least Be Able To Get Away With It)
- Soft Fruit (EWWWW)
- P.D. A.
- Old Men That Wear Kangols, Linen Sets And Sandals
- The Fact That 106 & Park Comes On At 5 Now…
- Hearing My Grandma Sing "Super Bass" & Then Seeing Her Dance To "Racks on Racks"
- Luke Warm Water When I'm Getting A Pedicure… (Me: "HOT PLZ" Asian #1: "Oh You Want It Hotter" Me: "Yes " Her: "You Sure" Me: "Umm I Said Hot!"Say in a Ms. Swan Voice & I BET You Laugh..lol)
- Being Molested & Fondled While Getting Padded Down For The Club
- Power Outages In The Summer
- BGE Peak Rewards (BGE BE Playing With My Emotions)
- People With Morning Breath At Seven In The Evening
- Preachers With Asthma or Whooping Cough (And Gawd *pause, Wheezing, huh* Said *pause, Hu* He Will (IT DON'T TAKE ALL THAT…LOL)
- Attention Seekers… (You Might Be 30 But Imma Still Say "Children Should Be Seen & NOT Heard")
- PEOPLE THAT HATE ON CANCERS, WE RUN THE WORLD….
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