September Pet Peeves

1. People That Walk In The Elevator Before They Let You Off…
2. People Who Don't Know How To Drive At Stop Signs
3. Power Outages In The Summer
4. Fat Bow Legged People
5. When People Touch 3 Slices Of Pizza Just To Grab One Slice
6. The Grand Prix
7. Finger Waves
8. Federal Taxes
9. Vending Machine Prices (Why Is A Soda $1.75)
10. Dirty Socks…. (Why Do Your Socks Looked Like You Slid Across The Floor But You Just Put Them On?
11. Dingy White Clothes
12. The Word "Colored" (COLORED PAPER, COLOERED CLOTHES…. SOUNDS RACIST)
13. Antonia #TrueBlood
14. The Smell of Cigarettes
15. People That Over React ALL THE TIME
16. The Smell of Old People
17. The Sound Of Flip Flops Flapping
18. Twatchers
19. Old Men That Wear Button Down Shirts But They Always Miss The First 4 Buttons So You See Their Chest Hair
20. My Neck Size… I Want A Necklace But They All Look Like Chokers On Me…. lol
21. Long Nails
22. Going To The Market On A 1^st or Second Saturday Morning
23. Self Important People (Egocentric)
24. Four Hours Of Leave A Pay… I Need More & Fast
25. That Fat Lonely Person That Wanted A Bidding War on E-bay For That Rhinestone YSL Broach (I Hope Your Card Declines #ISF)
26. Fat Bride mates
27. Sloppy Looking Suits
28. People Who Bite There Nails
29. Bigen With Dreads
30. My Internal Body Temperature (Men Don't Get Menopause… Or Do We?)
31. Unorganized Events
32. Dry Cake
33. COLD French Fries
34. Evil Retarded or Disabled People (I Don't Know Wheter To Pity You or Cuss You Out)
35. Deep People That Act Like Since I Drink Im Going To Hell… (Drinking's Not Why Im Going To Hell, There Are SOOOO Many Other Reasons…. & I Will Meet You There #JudgeNotLestYeBeJudged #IJS)

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