First Of The Year Pet Peeves


1. People That Lean Over The Counter/Glass And Point Over The Food To Get The Piece They Want
2. People That Stand At The Counter And Stare The Cook. In The Face When They Order There Food, Like It Is Going To Make Their Food Come Faster.
3. People That Expect You To Buy Them A Gift And Act Like You Are Obligated To Get Them One
4. Messy Church People
5. People That Throw Religion At You
6. Lazy People
7. Dead-Beat Parents
8. Dry Scalp

 
9. People With Smoker's Breath
10. Nose Hair
11. People That Try To Keep Talking To Me When My Head Phones Are In, Cant You Read Body Language, If I Don't Push Mute Or Take Them Off, I'm Not Interested In The Conversation
12. V.P.L. Visible Panty Lines
13. Children That Can Get Away With Being Disrespectful
14. Pity Parties
15. Being Able To Hear Your Music In My Cubicle When You Have On Headphones
16. People That Have To Swing Out Into The Left Line To Make A Right Turn
17. People That Sneeze Into Their Hands And Don't Take Action Afterwards To Clean Their Hands
18. People That Say Things Like, "Its 7am In The Morning"
19. Poor Umbrella Etiquette
20. Bank Fees
21. People That Hold Checks
22. Bathrooms With Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers, I Have Big Hands ;) Stingy
23. Arrogant Pastors
24. People That Cry When They Get Angry (There's No Crying In Arguing)
25. People That Parallel Park On The Line So You Got To Squeeze It All In To Get Into Your Car
26. When People Heat Up Seafood In The Microwave At Work
27. People That Ear Hustle Then Randomly Chime In
28. Emails From Bath & Bodyworks
29. Group Interviews
30. People Who Wear Belts, Yet Their Pants Still Sag Below Their Butt
31. People That Tell Me I'm Not Fat… I Know Myself I'm Fat! Lol
32. People That Type In ALL Lower Case Letters
33. Excessive Cologne & Cheap Perfume
34. The Fact That Janet & Jennifer Lying To People, That's Not How You Lost Weight!!!!
35. Having A Glass Front Door When Jehovah Witnesses Knock
36. That I Wasn't Old Enough To Go To A Phyllis Hyman Concert When Phyllis Hyman Was Alive
37. When You Pick A Broken Cart At The Store
38. Cashiers That Don't Know How To Bag
39. When People 5 Cars Honk, Soon As The Light Changes (I Tend To Drive Two Lanes Slowly When You Do That)
40. Drivers That Speed Up When They Know That The Lane Is Ending And It's Solid Traffic, Expecting Someone To Let Them In At The Last Minute
41. Being Taken For Granted
42. That People Don't Fully Understand The "OCCUPY (Baltimore, Wall Street, Net, School) Movement"
43. Wearing Shirts That Attract EVERYTHING… (Lint, Hair, Dust)
44. The Fact That Elliot Stabler Has Not Be Contacted To Come Back YET!
45. Facebook PDA #Unfriend
46. Liking Your Own Status
47. Being Tagged In Parties
48. When People Block the Whole Aisle In The Market
49. The Amount Of Napkins Subway Give You…
50. Going Out To Dinner With A Big Group, Eating $10 Worth Of Food And Having To Split The Whole Bill And Ending Up Paying Much More Than You Ate.

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