What Grinds My Gears? April Edition

1. Kelly Bundy Blonde Hair on Black People…. (I don’t Mind Gold or Even A Few Strands of Blonde, But Not Your Whole Head)



2. The Top Button of My Shirt…


3. Subsystems & Subsets With-in Families… THEY HURT MORE THEN HELP


4. That My Crush & I Haven’t Held A Real Conversation Yet Face to Face


5. You Already Know I Can’t Stand A Grown Man With Cornrows, So You KNOW A Grown Man With Beads In His Hair Gets Under My Skin


6. Chipped Fingernail Polish


7. Picky Free Loaders


8. The Fact That Bishop Oscar E. Brown & Bishop Jerome Stokes Don’t Have A Podcast That I Can Listen To Everyday


9. The Smell In Spunk Fitness Center


10. Being Able To See Ear Wax On Light Skinned People (I Just Want To Take A Q-Tip & Dig)


11. Ghetto Girls


12. Shape-Ups (The Shoes)


13. Being Molested To Get In the Club (Do I Look Like I Have A Knife? I Got These Hammers Though *Makes A Fist*)


14. The Fact That the “LOCK OUT” Is Getting More Attention than Education, Teachers & Principals Should Started A Lock Out A Long Time Ago


15. People that Say the Line “The Best Pastor” Or “The Best Church” There is NO BEST CHURCH, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.


16. Men that wear colorful suits


17. Someone exhaling Cigarette Smoke Right in your face or pathway


18. LIARS


19. POLLEN


20. Watching Old People Eat


21. Kids Going through puberty that don’t realize that they stink


22. Women With Lip BLACK Liner


23. People That Call Me JAMES & Not JOHN


24. Arrogance (Jesus Was Humble & He Was Greater Than You)


25. The New Writers & Story Line On "The Ghetto Game"
 26. People that get in the turning lane to go straight


27. Sitting Still All Day


28. Ugly Feet


29. Empty & Broken Promises


30. Taking My Kindness For Weakness

31. This Hair Dying Fade On Black Men.... Certain Skin Tones Need To Stick With The Color Palette That The Creator Picked Out.