Church Pet Peeves

We have ALL Been in Church & Been Annoyed By Something….. Here are 51 of Mine!

1. People that Come Late & Want To Sit In The Front
2. People That SCREAM the Entire Sermon, You Can't Hear The Word If You Yelling At It
3. Soloist With Bad Wigs, You Knew For 2 Weeks You Were The Lead, Get It Together
4. Parents that Don't Monitor their child during service
5. Tone Deaf Mic Hogs





6. Long Winded Sermons
7. Hot Churches
8. Churches that Smell Like Old Moth Balls
9. Ushers That Think They Safeties
10. Evil Deep People (Oxymoron)
11. Preaches that Read Their ENTIRE sermon like it's a Script (God didn't JUST move you wrote it down last night)
12. Musician that Don't Sit & Hear the Word
13. Ministers with Bad Breath
14. The Middle Aisle (I guess that's a pet peeve because no one has EVERY given a Definite Answer on Why You Can't Walk Down It, During Service)
15. Churches with ONE Urinal/Stall and Over 300 Members
16. Marble Floor Churches (I Can't Dance on Marble, I Need Carpet for some traction, let me stop I was raised Apostolic I can dance on anything)
17. Throwing money on the alter while the Preacher is Preaching.
18. Church Dance Groups, Y'all Suck, But the Song was Good
19. Church Politics
20. Saturday Choir Rehearsals
21. The lack of Integration in Churches
22. Church Group Think
23. Church Competition (we get more accomplished if we work together ACROSS THE BOARD)
24. Poorly Planned Events
25. Hearing the Choir sing the Same Song twice in One Month
26. Church Announcements (read the bulletin)
27. Cheap Double Breasted Suits
28. Stockings That aren't Black or Nude
29. People that "Hold Their Mule" If You Don't Give God Your All
30. Tongue Offs ~ Just because someone around you is speaking in tongues don't mean you need to speak in a Deeper Louder Tongue 
31. Make-up Choices
32. Being Late for Church
33. When Churches Run out of Fans (if you don't call Wylie or Marches or Vaughn and get a box)
34. Arrogant Preachers/Pastor & First Ladies
35. The Title First Lady (that's not in the bible) But I do believe she should be repeated and honored.
36. Watching the saints black suit turn gray
37. Watching the woman who can't find the right wig for her head and body
38. People That Try to squeeze people in a packed row
39. Uneducated Pastors (at least have a BS degree)
40. Motivational Preachers (I Need Rhema Not Hype)
41. The Camera Man That's Recording or Snapping During Worship
42. The Person That Spits Like All Over You When She Speaking In Tongues
43. When I Feel a Dance In My Spirit But I Don't Have A Mint or Some Gum To Get My Mouth Moist (I'm Fat I Might Pass Out)
44. Pastors Wives that Are EVIL
45. Sunglasses in Service
46. People that don't smile
47. People that don't support their own church & its ministries
48. Choirs that don't take pride in their appearance
49. Church gossip
50. Preachers that use inaccurate language, jokes, statistics or quotes.
51. SELF-RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE, READ YOUR BIBLE PEOPLE, JESUS GAGGED THEM EVERYTIME!
52. Facebook Live Post of Church Praise Breaks
53. Excessive Make-up On Men In Church
54. Women Looking Like Post-Op Transsexuals
55. Pastor's That Bash Their Congregation
56. The Fake Pew Prophets That Attempt To Prophesize That You're Going To Hell  

WHAT ARE YOURS?