Special Birthday Edition Of Pet Peeves

1. Marble Cake
   
2. The Smell of Adult Pee… (DRINK MORE WATER)
   
3. Fat People That Sit In The Kitchen During Cookouts
   
4. Prolonged Praise & Worship
   
5. Women With Big Feet
   
6. Ashy/Crusty Feet
   
7. Some of these Newborn Baby Names (PPD, JJH)
   
8. Old Fruit
   
9. Summer Colds
   
10. Leaving My Window Cracked & It Rains
    
11. Pollen
    
12. Bathrooms That Do Not Have Paper Towels, Just Hand Dryers and You have to Pull on the Door To Get Out… UGH
    
13. Older Women With Nose Rings…
    
14. The Smell of Cheap Perfume (WHY IS IT SOOOO STRONG)
    
15. People Who Smoke Right In Your Face, Knowing You Don't Smoke…
    
16. Ugly Babies
    
17. People Who Make Short Jokes
    
18. When People Grab The Roll On My Neck
    
19. Church Security #PoundSitDown
    
20. The Fact That Church People Are So Corny
    
21. People That Make Decisions Without Thinking
    
22. The Fact That My Eyes Won't Get Super Model White…
    
23. That I Can't Find Natalie Wilson & SOP
    
24. The Fact That I Can't Find A Sugar Parent To Pay For My Masters